February 2012
Professor McGonagall: Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You called her a liar?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: Have a biscuit, Potter.
i wish i was really clever
kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.
me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.
me at night: i don't want to sleep that's for the weak
me in the morning: oh bed i never want to leave you